Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Amazing New Products

Since Teresa is really the only person (love you sister friend!) who reads these posts, and since I was scolded to add a new one just today...my new mission in life (which will change with the direction of the wind) is to come up with photos of interesting things. This may include, but will not be limited to, interesting people, signs, animals, objects, and other interesting (and mostly pointless) bits of information.


Today is the BRAND NEW invention of DRY BABY baby dryer. All you have to do is gently wrap your cooing infant into the PATENTED loosely tied cotton poly blend dryer bag that comes with the unit. Gently place the baby into the unit and turn the unit 'ON'. The baby will bounce to and fro until completely dry...


There are no adverse affects to the baby after the cycle completes, namely because the inside of the unit is padded with cotton balls and cloth diapers.

Contact me for ordering information...Introductory price is only $399.99.




Accessories (such as baby powered scent inserts) are sold separately

2 comments:

The Cooks said...

Is this for real?
Either way...thanks for the new post!

Patrick and Megan said...

I read it too!