Do's and Don'ts and Yes's and No's

Just a few things (nuggets, if you will) that I have picked up along the winding road of life.

Do NOT wear a fanny pack. Do jump rope. Don't drink and drive. Do go barefoot. Don't wear neon. Do paint your toenails. Don't call the toll free number on handwritten signs posted at Interstate exits (it's not a great investment property OR billion dollar idea). Do always check for toilet paper before sitting down. Don't buy T-shirts with city names of the places you have visited. Do smile at as many people as you can...it's fun and they never see it coming. Don't smoke. Live every week like it's shark week. Don't EVER sit down in a Port-O-Potty, better yet...don't even touch a thing in there if you don't have to. Try to laugh really hard at least once a day. Don't put sexually suggestive (or otherwise) e-mail address on your professional resume. Remember to RELAX and BREATHE...nothing is that bad that it can't turn around. Do try to make me laugh...that's the coolest thing ever. Never be mean to old people or animals. Do use your blinker. Don't use bumper stickers or stuffed animals as decorations for your vehicle. Say thank you and hello to people...it's fun and they never see it coming.
Have an awesome weekend...